Posted by: stiggers | July 9, 2008

Jews For Jesus

Alright look guys, straight off the bat I’m sceptical. You’ve got to admit you’ve got a pretty hard sell ahead of you.

So maybe when you are picking which two of you are going to hand out the leaflets at Union Square this morning, are you sure a tall athletic blonde dude and an asian girl are the best choice?

I don’t know, maybe I’m wrong guys but I would think, if you’re looking to convince Jews to do stuff for Jesus, picking the aryan-looking motherfucker and the bashful japanese girl is pretty much the worst choice.

What?

Jews For Jesus

Errr….

*cough*

Christian!

I mean it already sounds like you are taking the piss but that’s just going to make people think you’re being a dick about it.

Try changing the name to Jesus for Jews. Kicking it old school. You’re welcome.

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Responses

* Peter Barakan, music critic (Jewish father)
* Hobart Lee Epstein, formerly head of Goldman Sachs Korea, now with TongYang Securities (Jewish adoptee)
* Peter Frankl, Hungarian mathematician
* Marty Friedman American Guitarist
* Moshe Hattori, Rabbi, Hebraist (Japanese-born; convert to Judaism)
* Harumi Klossowska de Rola, jewelry designer, daughter of Balthus (Jewish father)
* Michael Kogan, founder of Taito
* Fumiko Kometani, author, wife of Josh Greenfeld (Jewish husband; convert to Judaism)
* Ian Hideo Levy, author (Jewish father)
* Carmen Maki, singer (born Maki Annette Lovelace; Jewish-Irish father)
* Abraham Setsuzo Kotsuji, Hebraist (Japanese-born; convert to Judaism)
* Leonid Kreutzer, pianist
* Noah McClanan, currently lives in Massachusetts
* Kenny Nomura, baseball player (Jewish father)
* Klaus Pringsheim
* David Rosen, founder of SEGA (unconfirmed)
* Joseph Rosenstock, conductor of the NHK Symphony Orchestra
* Kentaro Seagal, actor, son of Steven Seagal (Japanese-born; Jewish father)
* Gaby, Aby & Bina Sassoon
* Leo Sirota & Beate Sirota Gordon

By: sado on July 11, 2008
at 1:09 am

Sado I’ve already told you I’m coming to your dinner party, I don’t care who’s on the guestlist.

Also comparing this with two lists I have here. Asian Jews for Jesus and Nazis I still have to kill if I want to keep my Mossad rep. No luck so far.

By: stiggers on July 11, 2008
at 2:08 am

i also just emailed that to you.

By: team smith on July 14, 2008
at 5:27 pm

they need a mexican to hand out the leaflets who pronounces it : hews for heysus.

By: jordi on July 24, 2008
at 2:24 pm

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