This play is republished without permission from the Author or “Facebook Wall Theatre.” It is not written by yours truly, it is written by MC Aaron. Jude is my dog. Aaron is my friend.
Nicholas and Jude sit on the couch. There is a knock on the door.
Jude: Yap yap yap yap yap.
Nicholas: Pipe down, geek. It’s not for you. You don’t have any friends.
Nicholas answers the door. Amy rides in on her bicycle.
Amy: Let’s go to brunch.
Nicholas: I’d be delighted.
Amy: I was talking to Jude.
Sado walks in.
Sado: Let’s go do something fucked up.
Nicholas: Sounds deliciously exciting.
Sado: I was talking to Jude.
Nicholas’ phone rings. He looks at his phone. It’s Aaron.
Nicholas: Shalom.
Aaron: Praise Jesus.
Jude: Yap yap yap.
Aaron reaches through the phone and bitch slaps Jude.
Nicholas: Thank you.
FIN
Starring:
Amy
Paul Sado:
MC Aaron
Stiggers
and introducing Jude Stiggers
Also featuring Ice Cube and B Real as “Guildenstern and Rosencrantz”
And M.I.A. as Mrs Stiggers
god i love my bike.
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at 1:13 pm
god i love my stache.
By: MC Aaron on September 18, 2008
at 1:17 am
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