Posted by: stiggers | September 16, 2008

“Life of Jude : The Play” written by MC Aaron

This play is republished without permission from the Author or “Facebook Wall Theatre.” It is not written by yours truly, it is written by  MC Aaron. Jude is my dog. Aaron is my friend.
Nicholas and Jude sit on the couch. There is a knock on the door.
Jude: Yap yap yap yap yap.
Nicholas: Pipe down, geek. It’s not for you. You don’t have any friends.

Nicholas answers the door. Amy rides in on her bicycle.

Amy: Let’s go to brunch.

Nicholas: I’d be delighted.

Amy: I was talking to Jude.

Sado walks in.

Sado: Let’s go do something fucked up.

Nicholas: Sounds deliciously exciting.

Sado: I was talking to Jude.

Nicholas’ phone rings. He looks at his phone. It’s Aaron.

Nicholas: Shalom.

Aaron: Praise Jesus.

Jude: Yap yap yap.

Aaron reaches through the phone and bitch slaps Jude.

Nicholas: Thank you.

FIN

Starring:

Amy

Paul Sado:

MC Aaron

Nicholas Stiggers

 and introducing Jude Stiggers

 Also featuring Ice Cube and B Real as “Guildenstern and Rosencrantz”

 

 
 And M.I.A. as Mrs  Stiggers

 

 

 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 
 

 

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